Devon James to Joslyn James: U Should B Scared!

Tiger Woods' rampant cheating on Elin Nordegren was a very sad story in terms of his family breaking up, and the tarnishing of one of sports' most beloved icons.
But it's been pretty entertaining in other ways.
Two of his skanky mistresses are now going to the police and complaining of death threats ... against each other. Ah, the lives of Devon James and Joslyn James.

Yes, Tiges cheated on Elin with Devon (left) and Joslyn James.

Joslyn went to the LAPD Tuesday and filed a report, claiming Devon, who infamously attempted to fake a love child and Tiger Woods sex tape, threatened her life.
Devon emailed James, via her manager, this: "Trust me I will swear to u kill over this. Oh yeah wait to u c wat ur prize has comming! Joslyn u should b scared."
The feud stems from a Tiger porn spoof starring both. Joslyn says Dev stole money from her on set. Her parting shot: "No wonder Tiger dummmppped her ass."
"God if u saw her face when the cameraman said how f*ing hot I looked," Devon says, adding this poignant gem: "And I quote 'Devons made the money shot.'"
That'll show Joslyn. The LAPD is investigating.

Devon James to Joslyn James: U Should B Scared!

Tiger Woods' rampant cheating on Elin Nordegren was a very sad story in terms of his family breaking up, and the tarnishing of one of sports' most beloved icons.
But it's been pretty entertaining in other ways.
Two of his skanky mistresses are now going to the police and complaining of death threats ... against each other. Ah, the lives of Devon James and Joslyn James.

Yes, Tiges cheated on Elin with Devon (left) and Joslyn James.

Joslyn went to the LAPD Tuesday and filed a report, claiming Devon, who infamously attempted to fake a love child and Tiger Woods sex tape, threatened her life.
Devon emailed James, via her manager, this: "Trust me I will swear to u kill over this. Oh yeah wait to u c wat ur prize has comming! Joslyn u should b scared."
The feud stems from a Tiger porn spoof starring both. Joslyn says Dev stole money from her on set. Her parting shot: "No wonder Tiger dummmppped her ass."
"God if u saw her face when the cameraman said how f*ing hot I looked," Devon says, adding this poignant gem: "And I quote 'Devons made the money shot.'"
That'll show Joslyn. The LAPD is investigating.

Tim Gunn: Lady Gaga Fashion is ... Not Fashion

Whether he's opening up about his own suicidal tendencies as a teen or unloading on that b!tch Taylor Momsen, Tim Gunn certainly does not hold back.
Not surprisingly, he has outspoken views on the topic he's best known for. Fashion. A subject he doesn't feel should be discussed regarding one star.
On Lady Gaga, Gunn said, "Who would want to emulate that? It's not even fashion. Those are costumes." No props for Lady Gaga's meat dress at all?

GRILLED: Tim won't treat the Lady tenderly.

Certain celebs do win his approval, however. Tim, like us, is shocked Kate Gosselin is hot now: "I'm mystified. She's gone from being a soccer mom to being a cougar."
As far as his favorite young celebrity fashion icon, it's a no-brainer. Gossip Girl star Blake Lively earns that distinction: "She just understands clothes," Gunn says.
Even if she wears so few of them on TV.

Tim Gunn: Lady Gaga Fashion is ... Not Fashion

Whether he's opening up about his own suicidal tendencies as a teen or unloading on that b!tch Taylor Momsen, Tim Gunn certainly does not hold back.
Not surprisingly, he has outspoken views on the topic he's best known for. Fashion. A subject he doesn't feel should be discussed regarding one star.
On Lady Gaga, Gunn said, "Who would want to emulate that? It's not even fashion. Those are costumes." No props for Lady Gaga's meat dress at all?

GRILLED: Tim won't treat the Lady tenderly.

Certain celebs do win his approval, however. Tim, like us, is shocked Kate Gosselin is hot now: "I'm mystified. She's gone from being a soccer mom to being a cougar."
As far as his favorite young celebrity fashion icon, it's a no-brainer. Gossip Girl star Blake Lively earns that distinction: "She just understands clothes," Gunn says.
Even if she wears so few of them on TV.

Britney Spears Can’t Hide The Good Stuff

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Britney Spears Can’t Hide The Good Stuff

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Jasmine Waltz: Aghast Over David Arquette BlabbingJasmine Waltz: Aghast Over David Arquette Blabbing

A friend says Jasmine Waltz is upset that the world now knows she slept with David Arquette.
Can you blame her?

How the heck did David Arquette land Jasmine Waltz?!?

A few hours after the actor called Howard Stern and publicly blabbed about the basis for his separation from Courteney Cox, a rant that including an admission to having slept with Waltz one or two times, a pal of this serial dater told Radar Online:
"Jasmine was just shocked when she heard David had gone on Howard Stern and told what she considered to be private details of their relationship. She had no idea he would sleep with her and tell everyone."
Saying her friend had "zero interest" in her and Arquette's tryst getting out, the source added:
"She knew she had done nothing wrong because... according David, he and Courteney were already separated at the time of their relationship."
Waltz is a 28-year old bartender best known for clocking Lindsay Lohan in the face during a night out a few months ago. But she also makes Rachel Uchitel look like an attention-hating prude. Aside from this actor, Jasmine has dated Ryan Seacrest, Jesse McCartney and Doug Reinhardt.

Jasmine Waltz: Aghast Over David Arquette BlabbingJasmine Waltz: Aghast Over David Arquette Blabbing

A friend says Jasmine Waltz is upset that the world now knows she slept with David Arquette.
Can you blame her?

How the heck did David Arquette land Jasmine Waltz?!?

A few hours after the actor called Howard Stern and publicly blabbed about the basis for his separation from Courteney Cox, a rant that including an admission to having slept with Waltz one or two times, a pal of this serial dater told Radar Online:
"Jasmine was just shocked when she heard David had gone on Howard Stern and told what she considered to be private details of their relationship. She had no idea he would sleep with her and tell everyone."
Saying her friend had "zero interest" in her and Arquette's tryst getting out, the source added:
"She knew she had done nothing wrong because... according David, he and Courteney were already separated at the time of their relationship."
Waltz is a 28-year old bartender best known for clocking Lindsay Lohan in the face during a night out a few months ago. But she also makes Rachel Uchitel look like an attention-hating prude. Aside from this actor, Jasmine has dated Ryan Seacrest, Jesse McCartney and Doug Reinhardt.

Minka Kelly is the Sexiest Woman Alive

It's not enough that Minka Kelly gets to go to bed alongside Derek Jeter every night.
The former Friday Night Lights star also has to look like this:

Based on this photo, is it any wonder why Kelly was named the Sexiest Woman in the World by Esquire? She deserves spots one through five, if you ask us.

"I'm so excited to be a woman," said the actress, who recently turned 30. "I'm confident in my skin, and I'm cool with my flaws and all that stuff."

Flaws?!? Check out the following pictures, and watch this video, and try to pick out a single flaw on Minka...

Minka Kelly is the Sexiest Woman Alive

It's not enough that Minka Kelly gets to go to bed alongside Derek Jeter every night.
The former Friday Night Lights star also has to look like this:

Based on this photo, is it any wonder why Kelly was named the Sexiest Woman in the World by Esquire? She deserves spots one through five, if you ask us.

"I'm so excited to be a woman," said the actress, who recently turned 30. "I'm confident in my skin, and I'm cool with my flaws and all that stuff."

Flaws?!? Check out the following pictures, and watch this video, and try to pick out a single flaw on Minka...

Randy Jackson on Parents' Interview: O, Hell No!

Randy Jackson, the late Michael Jackson's brother, is seriously pissed about his parents' interview with Oprah. Why? Because he says O had it out for MJ.
After Joe and Katherine Jackson invited Oprah Winfrey out to the Jacksons' family compound in Encino, Calif., for an interview, Randy Tweeted his disapproval.
RJ thinks Oprah tried to put his brother in jail and that she tried to blatantly use her influence to poison the jury in the Michael Jackson molestation trial.

Michael and Randy Jackson were always close.

Randy recalls Oprah doing a show about pedophilia during jury deliberations for his brother's famous molestation case, and, as he puts it, "That was no coincidence."

Randy says O "is the last person on earth [Michael] would want around his children" and had no idea the interview, which he calls a bad mistake, was going on.

If true, he makes a valid point. The air date for the interview is not yet known, but we have a hunch at least one family member won't be glued to the TV set.

Randy Jackson on Parents' Interview: O, Hell No!

Randy Jackson, the late Michael Jackson's brother, is seriously pissed about his parents' interview with Oprah. Why? Because he says O had it out for MJ.
After Joe and Katherine Jackson invited Oprah Winfrey out to the Jacksons' family compound in Encino, Calif., for an interview, Randy Tweeted his disapproval.
RJ thinks Oprah tried to put his brother in jail and that she tried to blatantly use her influence to poison the jury in the Michael Jackson molestation trial.

Michael and Randy Jackson were always close.

Randy recalls Oprah doing a show about pedophilia during jury deliberations for his brother's famous molestation case, and, as he puts it, "That was no coincidence."

Randy says O "is the last person on earth [Michael] would want around his children" and had no idea the interview, which he calls a bad mistake, was going on.

If true, he makes a valid point. The air date for the interview is not yet known, but we have a hunch at least one family member won't be glued to the TV set.

Bar Refaeli in Lingerie: Pretty!

Someone must have told Bar Refaeli that Esquire thinks Minka Kelly is the Sexiest Woman Alive.
Why? Because the model has come out firing on all gorgeous cylinders in a new campaign for Passionata’s Autumn/Winter 2010 collection.
In the following pictorial, the 24-year-old Israeli model - who became the face and body of this European lingerie brand in November - sends a clear message to Minka and other beauties out there: Your move...

Bar Refaeli in Lingerie: Pretty!

Someone must have told Bar Refaeli that Esquire thinks Minka Kelly is the Sexiest Woman Alive.
Why? Because the model has come out firing on all gorgeous cylinders in a new campaign for Passionata’s Autumn/Winter 2010 collection.
In the following pictorial, the 24-year-old Israeli model - who became the face and body of this European lingerie brand in November - sends a clear message to Minka and other beauties out there: Your move...

Report: Lindsay Lohan Tries, Fails to Break Out of Rehab to Grab a Soda

Whether this is true or not, we have no idea, but it was reported by Perez and Radar, and is too good not to pass along. Sometimes a girl just needs her Coke fix!
Sources say Lindsay Lohan attempted to break out of the Betty Ford Center, where her troubled a$$ is seeking treatment for drug abuse, and escape into the wild.
All in the name of a good, old-fashioned caffeinated soft drink.

FIEND: An addict will go to great lengths. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

The alleged actress and an accomplice supposedly hoped to hit up a soda machine at a nearby medical center, but the diabolical plan was foiled ... why, you ask?
The friend's clothing got caught on the fence and they couldn't move. That's either the funniest celebrity news item in awhile, or really creative BS by Radar.
Hey, what's that on the fence? Oh, it's just Lindsay Lohan!
A source explains: "Lindsay and her co-conspirator were forced to give it up and flag down a volunteer, who was crossing the center's grounds on a golf cart."
"The pair was safely returned, decaffeinated, to their hall, where they were the center of a process meeting over what they had just done, or tried to do."
LOL. That makes for some classic imagery. A lot more fun to picture than her in counseling meetings blaming Michael Lohan for her issues, true as that is.
Wonder if this will impact her bid to get off probation.

Report: Lindsay Lohan Tries, Fails to Break Out of Rehab to Grab a Soda

Whether this is true or not, we have no idea, but it was reported by Perez and Radar, and is too good not to pass along. Sometimes a girl just needs her Coke fix!
Sources say Lindsay Lohan attempted to break out of the Betty Ford Center, where her troubled a$$ is seeking treatment for drug abuse, and escape into the wild.
All in the name of a good, old-fashioned caffeinated soft drink.

FIEND: An addict will go to great lengths. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

The alleged actress and an accomplice supposedly hoped to hit up a soda machine at a nearby medical center, but the diabolical plan was foiled ... why, you ask?
The friend's clothing got caught on the fence and they couldn't move. That's either the funniest celebrity news item in awhile, or really creative BS by Radar.
Hey, what's that on the fence? Oh, it's just Lindsay Lohan!
A source explains: "Lindsay and her co-conspirator were forced to give it up and flag down a volunteer, who was crossing the center's grounds on a golf cart."
"The pair was safely returned, decaffeinated, to their hall, where they were the center of a process meeting over what they had just done, or tried to do."
LOL. That makes for some classic imagery. A lot more fun to picture than her in counseling meetings blaming Michael Lohan for her issues, true as that is.
Wonder if this will impact her bid to get off probation.

Perez Hilton Pledges to Be Nice

Might we be seeing a new side to Perez Hilton?
Following a rash of recent suicides by gay men, most notably that of Rutgers University freshman Tyler Clementi, the blogger has been posing anti-bullying messages on his website. For example, check out Kim Kardashian's message HERE.

"Over the last two weeks I have been doing everything I can to bring awareness to the teen suicides and gay bullying," Hilton tells Ellen DeGeneres on an episode of that host's talk show that airs today. "In doing so, a lot of people have called me a hypocrite and a bully myself and a big one... From now on I really want to be part of the solution and not part of the problem."
Meaning what, exactly?
Perez didn't get specific, but he would need to overhaul his entire blogging style in order to make a change toward the positive.
This is a man notorious for drawing penises on photos, referring to stars by insulting nicknames (e.g. "Maniston"), trying to out other gays (he forced Neil Patrick Harris out of the closet in 2006 by asking men to report intimate stories about the actor to him) and posting inappropriate pics of underage celebs (see flap, Miley Cyrus).
Is he capable of such adjustments? Can Perez Hilton - gasp! - be nice? Watch this message from Hilton on the topic and check out his segment with Ellen below:

Perez Hilton Pledges to Be Nice

Might we be seeing a new side to Perez Hilton?
Following a rash of recent suicides by gay men, most notably that of Rutgers University freshman Tyler Clementi, the blogger has been posing anti-bullying messages on his website. For example, check out Kim Kardashian's message HERE.

"Over the last two weeks I have been doing everything I can to bring awareness to the teen suicides and gay bullying," Hilton tells Ellen DeGeneres on an episode of that host's talk show that airs today. "In doing so, a lot of people have called me a hypocrite and a bully myself and a big one... From now on I really want to be part of the solution and not part of the problem."
Meaning what, exactly?
Perez didn't get specific, but he would need to overhaul his entire blogging style in order to make a change toward the positive.
This is a man notorious for drawing penises on photos, referring to stars by insulting nicknames (e.g. "Maniston"), trying to out other gays (he forced Neil Patrick Harris out of the closet in 2006 by asking men to report intimate stories about the actor to him) and posting inappropriate pics of underage celebs (see flap, Miley Cyrus).
Is he capable of such adjustments? Can Perez Hilton - gasp! - be nice? Watch this message from Hilton on the topic and check out his segment with Ellen below:

Tiger Woods Sex Tape: Faked By Devon James!

We've gotta give Devon James credit for going all in at least.
With her efforts to con Tiger Woods into paying support for a love child that isn't his, she established her place as the most shameless of his mistresses.
Her latest scam - alleging she has a Tiger Woods sex tape, then seeking a Tiger look-alike to star in one and bolster the lie - has lowered the bar again.

As Tiger Woods can attest, Devon James is one classy babe.

Alas, Devon's been foiled again, as the Tiger Woods sex tape is a "scam" according to the ex-manager of the hooker who claims to have sold the rights.
Devon James even tried to find a doppelganger of the disgraced golfer to star in a fake tape, which she's promoting on tigertapexxx [dot] com. Really.
The site, featuring a photo of Dev, promises to release the full 62-minute Tiger sex tape shortly and says she will begin accepting orders on October 15.
Sounds enticing, except that it doesn't even exist.
According to Gina Rodriguez, a former porn star turned manager of James, Devon's declaration that the tape was "gonna be the bomb" is a total lie.
"It can't be - because the tape does not exist," Rodriguez said. "This is a scam and I would advise anyone thinking of buying it to not send money for pre order, because the tape does not exist and if they have a tape, it's NOT Tiger."
Nor is it Tiger Woods Cigar Guy. Although that would be classic.
Devon's husband, Nick James, has claimed the 62-minute video clearly shows Tiger Woods in 37 minutes worth of compromising positions. What's going on in the other 25 then? He didn't say, but they claim it was filmed two years ago.
"You can see him clearly," Nick said. "He's pretty dirty."
The only dirty thing is James' lie, Rodriguez says, adding that "Everything Devon has said and done has been a lie ... Nick knew Tiger was not in any video so he said, 'We should find a Tiger look a like and make a tape, no one will know.'
Click here for the full account of James' latest scheme ...

Tiger Woods Sex Tape: Faked By Devon James!

We've gotta give Devon James credit for going all in at least.
With her efforts to con Tiger Woods into paying support for a love child that isn't his, she established her place as the most shameless of his mistresses.
Her latest scam - alleging she has a Tiger Woods sex tape, then seeking a Tiger look-alike to star in one and bolster the lie - has lowered the bar again.

As Tiger Woods can attest, Devon James is one classy babe.

Alas, Devon's been foiled again, as the Tiger Woods sex tape is a "scam" according to the ex-manager of the hooker who claims to have sold the rights.
Devon James even tried to find a doppelganger of the disgraced golfer to star in a fake tape, which she's promoting on tigertapexxx [dot] com. Really.
The site, featuring a photo of Dev, promises to release the full 62-minute Tiger sex tape shortly and says she will begin accepting orders on October 15.
Sounds enticing, except that it doesn't even exist.
According to Gina Rodriguez, a former porn star turned manager of James, Devon's declaration that the tape was "gonna be the bomb" is a total lie.
"It can't be - because the tape does not exist," Rodriguez said. "This is a scam and I would advise anyone thinking of buying it to not send money for pre order, because the tape does not exist and if they have a tape, it's NOT Tiger."
Nor is it Tiger Woods Cigar Guy. Although that would be classic.
Devon's husband, Nick James, has claimed the 62-minute video clearly shows Tiger Woods in 37 minutes worth of compromising positions. What's going on in the other 25 then? He didn't say, but they claim it was filmed two years ago.
"You can see him clearly," Nick said. "He's pretty dirty."
The only dirty thing is James' lie, Rodriguez says, adding that "Everything Devon has said and done has been a lie ... Nick knew Tiger was not in any video so he said, 'We should find a Tiger look a like and make a tape, no one will know.'
Click here for the full account of James' latest scheme ...

Rachel Zoe: Pregnant!

For the first time ever, Rachel Zoe will no longer be a size 00.
We're saying she's pregnant! “It’s very hush-hush,” a source says of the fashion maven, who's expecting with her husband of 12 years, Rodger Berman.
“Rachel’s telling people she can’t travel,” notes the insider.

Congratulations to Rachel Zoe and Rodger Berman!

A witness says that at the Veuve Clicquot Polo Classic event in L.A.’s Pacific Palisades last weekend, Zoe only imbibed water with lemon, while Berman had champagne.
Sounds like a done deal to us. Moreover, the news even brought out well-wishes from her former costar, Brad Goreski, though it’s been reported they’re feuding.
“We’re still close,” he says. “I hope to be in the delivery room!”

Rachel Zoe: Pregnant!

For the first time ever, Rachel Zoe will no longer be a size 00.
We're saying she's pregnant! “It’s very hush-hush,” a source says of the fashion maven, who's expecting with her husband of 12 years, Rodger Berman.
“Rachel’s telling people she can’t travel,” notes the insider.

Congratulations to Rachel Zoe and Rodger Berman!

A witness says that at the Veuve Clicquot Polo Classic event in L.A.’s Pacific Palisades last weekend, Zoe only imbibed water with lemon, while Berman had champagne.
Sounds like a done deal to us. Moreover, the news even brought out well-wishes from her former costar, Brad Goreski, though it’s been reported they’re feuding.
“We’re still close,” he says. “I hope to be in the delivery room!”

Chilean Miners Rescued, Celebs Tweet Reactions

As we type this, rescue efforts are underway in Chile for the dozens of minders that have been trapped more than 2,000 feet underground for over two and a half months.
It's an incredible, moving story, one not lost on a handful of celebrities,  all of whom Tweeted their celebratory thoughts and prayers today...

Kim Kardashian: Wow seriously in tears watching this Chilean miners getting released on CNN! What a tough struggle they made it through!!!
Justin Bieber: Kust found out the miners of chile are being rescued!!! happy for the families being brought back together. miracles do happen.
Ryan Seacrest: If ur just waking up, 12 miners have been rescued in Chile, 21 to go. AMAZING work from all involved!
Missy Elliott: The Chileans Miners will be a Testimony of how Real God is! Such a Blessing to see them healthy and n Great Spirits!
Derek Hough: Bless those miners…Pray pray pray…!!!!
Joel McHale: In Japan this whole mine rescue thing is known as a “Game Show".
Carrie Ann Inaba: SO HAPPY about the rescue efforts going on for the Chilean miners. God bless them all and those who are helping them get home! AMEN!!!
We welcome similar reactions and comments from THG readers on this amazing story.

Chilean Miners Rescued, Celebs Tweet Reactions

As we type this, rescue efforts are underway in Chile for the dozens of minders that have been trapped more than 2,000 feet underground for over two and a half months.
It's an incredible, moving story, one not lost on a handful of celebrities,  all of whom Tweeted their celebratory thoughts and prayers today...

Kim Kardashian: Wow seriously in tears watching this Chilean miners getting released on CNN! What a tough struggle they made it through!!!
Justin Bieber: Kust found out the miners of chile are being rescued!!! happy for the families being brought back together. miracles do happen.
Ryan Seacrest: If ur just waking up, 12 miners have been rescued in Chile, 21 to go. AMAZING work from all involved!
Missy Elliott: The Chileans Miners will be a Testimony of how Real God is! Such a Blessing to see them healthy and n Great Spirits!
Derek Hough: Bless those miners…Pray pray pray…!!!!
Joel McHale: In Japan this whole mine rescue thing is known as a “Game Show".
Carrie Ann Inaba: SO HAPPY about the rescue efforts going on for the Chilean miners. God bless them all and those who are helping them get home! AMEN!!!
We welcome similar reactions and comments from THG readers on this amazing story.

The Situation: Feelings Hurt By DWTS Elimination

After his elimination from Dancing With the Stars last night, The Situation's emotional situation is a little out of whack. The Jersey Shore star's feelings (yes, he actually has them) are hurt, and he's "upset," his pro partner Karina Smirnoff says.
Sitch, who stormed off the set Monday after receiving harsh remarks from the judges for his tango, put on a good front as he was given the boot. But it hurts.

AWW: Who knew Sitch was such a softie?

"He put a lot on the line doing that dance, but it is what it is," said Karina, adding that she thought the judges would appreciate the tough lifts the pair did.
For his part, The Situation (a.k.a. Mike Sorrentino) thinks that the judges "were trying to make a statement ... kinda like the first day of class when you see the most popular kid in class and wanna make an example of them."
Whatever helps you sleep at night, Mike.
Best effort or not, Smirnoff admits that Siturina's exit was "very predictable... the scores were quite low, and the remarks weren't that encouraging either."
"I had so much fun on this season. I think his time was cut a little short, I think he had a few weeks in him, but we're going to take it with a grain of salt."
Might we see the couple reunite ... on the Jersey Shore?
"I could be the drill sargeant that comes in and puts everyone in check," Smirnoff joked. "Or I can do GTD! I'll get everyone to do gym, tan and dance!"
At least she's in good spirits. Who are you rooting for now?

The Situation: Feelings Hurt By DWTS Elimination

After his elimination from Dancing With the Stars last night, The Situation's emotional situation is a little out of whack. The Jersey Shore star's feelings (yes, he actually has them) are hurt, and he's "upset," his pro partner Karina Smirnoff says.
Sitch, who stormed off the set Monday after receiving harsh remarks from the judges for his tango, put on a good front as he was given the boot. But it hurts.

AWW: Who knew Sitch was such a softie?

"He put a lot on the line doing that dance, but it is what it is," said Karina, adding that she thought the judges would appreciate the tough lifts the pair did.
For his part, The Situation (a.k.a. Mike Sorrentino) thinks that the judges "were trying to make a statement ... kinda like the first day of class when you see the most popular kid in class and wanna make an example of them."
Whatever helps you sleep at night, Mike.
Best effort or not, Smirnoff admits that Siturina's exit was "very predictable... the scores were quite low, and the remarks weren't that encouraging either."
"I had so much fun on this season. I think his time was cut a little short, I think he had a few weeks in him, but we're going to take it with a grain of salt."
Might we see the couple reunite ... on the Jersey Shore?
"I could be the drill sargeant that comes in and puts everyone in check," Smirnoff joked. "Or I can do GTD! I'll get everyone to do gym, tan and dance!"
At least she's in good spirits. Who are you rooting for now?

Director Compares to Kristen Stewart to a "Herd of Cats"

Kristen Stewart is like a herd of cats... but in a good way!
So says Jake Scott, the director of Welcome to the Rileys, an upcoming drama in which the Twilight Saga star portrays a downtrodden stripper. Asked about working with the actress by E! News, Scott replied:
"She's very vulpine - very wolfish - and wily, kind of twitchy. Directing her is kind of like wrangling a herd of cats."

Bella who?!? Kristen Stewart expands her resume in Welcome to the Rileys.

It sounds like the director means this in a complimentary manner, though, as he continued:

"[Kristen]'s been playing this same character in - what? - two or three movies now, and that frustrates her. She wants to be taken seriously as an actress... she's very proud of her work in this movie."

The film centers around a couple, played by James Gandolfini and Melissa Leo, who has lost their daughter. In an attempt to recover from this pain, Gandolfini's character befriends Stewart's Mallory and attempts to turn her life around.

Watch the flick's trailer NOW and sound off: Will you go see it?

Director Compares to Kristen Stewart to a "Herd of Cats"

Kristen Stewart is like a herd of cats... but in a good way!
So says Jake Scott, the director of Welcome to the Rileys, an upcoming drama in which the Twilight Saga star portrays a downtrodden stripper. Asked about working with the actress by E! News, Scott replied:
"She's very vulpine - very wolfish - and wily, kind of twitchy. Directing her is kind of like wrangling a herd of cats."

Bella who?!? Kristen Stewart expands her resume in Welcome to the Rileys.

It sounds like the director means this in a complimentary manner, though, as he continued:

"[Kristen]'s been playing this same character in - what? - two or three movies now, and that frustrates her. She wants to be taken seriously as an actress... she's very proud of her work in this movie."

The film centers around a couple, played by James Gandolfini and Melissa Leo, who has lost their daughter. In an attempt to recover from this pain, Gandolfini's character befriends Stewart's Mallory and attempts to turn her life around.

Watch the flick's trailer NOW and sound off: Will you go see it?

Playing All the Holes: Tiger Woods Sex Tape Exists, Will Be Released, Devon James Totally Swears

Devon James insists she is in possession of a Tiger Woods sex tape. We don't believe her at all, but you gotta give her credit for the effort put into these lies.
Like George driving all the way to his fake house in the Hamptons hoping his in-laws would blink first (some classic Seinfeld quotes), there's no stopping her.
Producer/husband Nick James says Devon and Tiger's sex video will be available Friday, with the XXX release moving forward “no matter what.”

Devon James is relentless with her tall Tiger tales.

“I was told there was a bid by his lawyers to buy the tape but so far no deal has been struck and I don’t think it will be either,” Nick told Radar Online.
The couple's website, TigerTapeXXX (dot) com, promises "Tiger Woods playing all the holes" of his former girl and says pre-orders will begin Oct. 15.
NOTE: There is no proof the Tiger Woods sex tape actually exists.
We need not remind you that porn star Devon also alleged that Tiger Woods is the father of her 9-year-old son Austin, which turned out to be bogus.
There are also reports circulating that she and Nick James filmed the alleged Tiger tape only recently, going so far as to recruit a Tiger look-alike star.
Devon’s former manager, Gina Rodriguez, does not believe that the tape exists, saying James wanted to "find a Tiger look a like and make a tape."
"I told them that I would have no part of a fake tape," Rodriguez said.
There's also this problem. Tiger’s lawyers secured a court order barring British publications from printing naked pictures or videos of the golf great.
While not an "admission that any such photographs exist," the ruling certainly would guarantee a huge ass lawsuit if someone pulled a stunt like this.
Still, Dev, who allegedly threatened the life of co-mistress Joslyn James, boasts online, “Come watch Devon f*ck and s*ck and why Tiger WOULD too!"
That makes zero sense, but we admire the spirit of this whole charade.

Playing All the Holes: Tiger Woods Sex Tape Exists, Will Be Released, Devon James Totally Swears

Devon James insists she is in possession of a Tiger Woods sex tape. We don't believe her at all, but you gotta give her credit for the effort put into these lies.
Like George driving all the way to his fake house in the Hamptons hoping his in-laws would blink first (some classic Seinfeld quotes), there's no stopping her.
Producer/husband Nick James says Devon and Tiger's sex video will be available Friday, with the XXX release moving forward “no matter what.”

Devon James is relentless with her tall Tiger tales.

“I was told there was a bid by his lawyers to buy the tape but so far no deal has been struck and I don’t think it will be either,” Nick told Radar Online.
The couple's website, TigerTapeXXX (dot) com, promises "Tiger Woods playing all the holes" of his former girl and says pre-orders will begin Oct. 15.
NOTE: There is no proof the Tiger Woods sex tape actually exists.
We need not remind you that porn star Devon also alleged that Tiger Woods is the father of her 9-year-old son Austin, which turned out to be bogus.
There are also reports circulating that she and Nick James filmed the alleged Tiger tape only recently, going so far as to recruit a Tiger look-alike star.
Devon’s former manager, Gina Rodriguez, does not believe that the tape exists, saying James wanted to "find a Tiger look a like and make a tape."
"I told them that I would have no part of a fake tape," Rodriguez said.
There's also this problem. Tiger’s lawyers secured a court order barring British publications from printing naked pictures or videos of the golf great.
While not an "admission that any such photographs exist," the ruling certainly would guarantee a huge ass lawsuit if someone pulled a stunt like this.
Still, Dev, who allegedly threatened the life of co-mistress Joslyn James, boasts online, “Come watch Devon f*ck and s*ck and why Tiger WOULD too!"
That makes zero sense, but we admire the spirit of this whole charade.

Juliette Lewis Speaks on "Violent" Car Crash

Juliette Lewis recently and barely escaped peril in a car accident. Here, the Conviction star recounts some of that terrible, but ultimately fortunate experience.
"I was two blocks from my house when the car hit my side, the passenger door," the actress told People. "The good news is I was feeling sleepy and leaning in."
"So, that saved me from more brutal injuries."

"I didn't actually smash my head. I just got jerked violently."
Lewis said emergency responders encouraged her to seek treatment: "The paramedic said to me, 'Juliette, you don't understand ... We don't normally see people walk away from a crash that bad … You need to go to the hospital.' He had to convince me."
Asked if the experience was terrifying, she replied: "I can't even go into it, it's so sad. I'm still all shaken up. It's one of those things that reminds you to focus on the little things, the good things. Right afterward, I got together with my friends and family."
The actress is now doing physical therapy for whiplash, and reflecting on lessons learned from a close call. "Live in the here and now, live in the journey," she said.
"All of that good stuff."

Juliette Lewis Speaks on "Violent" Car Crash

Juliette Lewis recently and barely escaped peril in a car accident. Here, the Conviction star recounts some of that terrible, but ultimately fortunate experience.
"I was two blocks from my house when the car hit my side, the passenger door," the actress told People. "The good news is I was feeling sleepy and leaning in."
"So, that saved me from more brutal injuries."

"I didn't actually smash my head. I just got jerked violently."
Lewis said emergency responders encouraged her to seek treatment: "The paramedic said to me, 'Juliette, you don't understand ... We don't normally see people walk away from a crash that bad … You need to go to the hospital.' He had to convince me."
Asked if the experience was terrifying, she replied: "I can't even go into it, it's so sad. I'm still all shaken up. It's one of those things that reminds you to focus on the little things, the good things. Right afterward, I got together with my friends and family."
The actress is now doing physical therapy for whiplash, and reflecting on lessons learned from a close call. "Live in the here and now, live in the journey," she said.
"All of that good stuff."